So a while back I decided to give up on the coffee because it was doing a number on my stomach. Ever since I've been trying to find a good breakfast combination. Fruit juice with my bagel always seemed a little off, but then I tried chocolate milk with my bagel, and it was a wonderful combination. So every day, I get a plain bagel with cream cheese, and your basic, everyday pint of chocolate milk. And then a week or so ago I walk into the cafeteria and what's waiting for me? Fucking Milk Chug. What the fuck is Milk Chug supposed to be? Are they saying we should chug milk whenever we're thirsty... You don't chug milk... you chug beer. You chug soda when you need a sugar fix. You chug coffee when you have to be up all night writing a paper about something you haven't started researching yet.
     You chug milk when you desperatly need to gain 150 pounds of pure fat. You chug milk when you're desperate to get on Jackass by throwing up all over yourself.
     At any rate... I just found that to be incredibly stupid, and I thought I'd share. It's the same dairy as the regular old chocolate milk I used to drink every morning, and it's the same price for the same volume, so I still drink it. I just refuse to chug it.
     In site news... it looks like it's been a banner week for Pie2k, with hits hovering around 1,000 per day (except during the blackout, where it dipped to 700). I'm now 1/23 the size of MacHall! w00t! Oh, wait... I think they get like 23,000 unique visitors, not hits. If that's so, I'm like 1/200 the viewership of MacHall. It's not a fair comparrison that I hold myself up to those standards, as MacHall is truly exemplary in the realm of webcomics, but it's nice to put it into perspective every once in a while.