Garan offered to do a guest strip for me like a year ago or so and has finally made good. As such, I don't have much of a rant to go along with it. You should probably check out his page. :) http://www.geocities.com/seismografe/main.html
     I don't actually know if that's his real page, or if it's abandoned, or if he just hasn't touched it in a while. Hence the last update being in 2002. Maybe we can all bug him for more frequent updates. :P