Okay, let's try this again.
I've already written this rant partially, but I decided that I wanted to put it on hold and play a game on my PC, which made Windows unhappy, and so here I am writing it again.
So, yeah, um... LOTR was spectacular and Heather, Kelly, and Sophia have a thing for Legolas... not necessarily the guy who plays him, just Legolas. As far as Kat, I don't remember if she did, but since Heather, Kelly, and Sophia aren't in my comic, she'll have to stand in.
So, does this mean I can boost ticket sales for other movies? I mean... maybe I can get the gang to go see Black Hawk Down since that dreamy guy who plays Legolas is in it? Who knows... I sure would like to see Black Hawk Down if the Sci-Fi Club will pick up the tab.
But there's no chance in hell I'm gonna do it myself... there are only 2 movies this month which I'm willing to even think about spending money on: The Majestic, a drama starring Jim Carrey as an amnesiac in the 1940's who ends up in a town he abandoned years ago. And Kung Pow: Enter the Fist which needs no explanation. Just think Spaceballs + Dumb & Dumber + Every Kung Fu Film ever = Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. And if you're still confused, go to the Quicktime site and watch the trailer. You will not be disappointed.